Happy one week-a-versary to “Honeymoon”! Thanks for the streams. I’ve got my assistants playing the tune on loop to boost my numbers and put my name on the map.

Here’s a summer themed playlist to go along with the tune.

Soccer is back this weekend but if you ask my wife it never really left. Arsenal take on Wolves this Saturday and will once again try and win that elusive Premier League title. After finishing 2nd the past two seasons behind perennial cheaters Manchester City, I think this is our year.

Protect my boy!

Top 5 Fast and Furious Movies

1. Fast 5 (“This is BRAAAAAZZIIIIIIILL” gesticulates with arms)

2. The Fast and the Furious (“I live life a quarter mile at a time”)

3. Fast 6 (“Daddy’s gotta go to work”)

4. 2 Fast 2 Furious

5. Furious 7 (ok movie but ends with Paul Walker driving off into the sunset to the Wiz Khalifa song)